Hey Alexa, what's the weather like today?

Writing with a chance of floods and tornadoes caused by government operated weather weapons,

I have seen the FEMA camps.

So, were we a jacket?

Static fabrics are harvested from the organs of Christian babies, I've seen the videos,

I got you a spaced blanket.

Why not an umbrella?

The simple fact that the umbrella can't protect you from electromagnetic mind control, 5G,

I have seen the studies interdimensional clockwork health.

Okay, but I have to go to the store.

Oh, no.

Oh, which one I put breakfast sausage on my shopping cart, add it to the cart.

Oh, not that, that's your shopping.

That's because sausages are made from pig humanoid hybrids.

The microwave emissions turn your dog gang.

I've seen the studies.

Okay, but what am I supposed to eat?

Eat my Patriarchs applied.

High quality emergency food, they have breakfast, desserts, pizzas that don't fund a cabal

of lizard pedophiles, 25 years shelf life.

You need it to survive the post human techno apocalypse.

I know what I'm talking about.

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