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Tonight, the U.S. is still not able to call the three objects shot down by the United States over the course of three days, anything but objects.

National Security Council spokesperson, Don Kirby, says one leading explanation is that the objects shot down over Alaska, Canada, and Michigan over the weekend were tied to some commercial yet benign purpose.

But this is not satisfying White House critics who are demanding more answers.

You know it's a weird week in America when several unidentified flying objects are shot down in our airspace, but still remains unexplained.

Yeah, that's right. Days after shooting down several UFOs, we still don't know exactly what they are or what they were doing here. In a statement Wednesday, the White House claimed that they are still

collecting data, But Biden is taking

heat from all corners for not making any definitive statements about the strange occurrences.

The Biden administration still won't give us any answers on what these objects are, what they

might be. The truth is out there. And damn it, I want to believe. Is it aliens?

It might be aliens.

The White House has denied the possibility of extraterrestrials at the same time launching a brand

new UFO task force to get to the bottom of from whence these objects came.

And while the Pentagon claims that there's no evidence that the three objects are in any way connected to last week's Chinese spy balloon.

They still haven't ruled out the potential for extraterrestrial activity.

I mean, holy fucking guacamole, Batman.

I mean, who saw that coming?

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