Breaking Down My Birthday Suits

DaBaddest Radio

Dear Media

Comedy, Leisure

5 • 607 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Bretman discusses his past birthdays and how he's choosing to spend it this year.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:03.1	Bredman to Earth, Earth to Brettman.
0:05.5	Is this thing even motherfucking on?
0:08.0	Welcome to episode three of the baddest radio.
0:11.5	I can't believe we're already here.
0:13.5	This is none other than the birthday special episode.
0:20.8	Without being said, like I said, this is the birthday episode.
0:24.1	Without being said, like I said, this is the birthday episode.
0:25.6	I am... I can't even say my real age because I just feel like that's such an ugly number.
0:32.3	26.
0:33.7	Ew.
0:34.5	I just feel like here are the cute ages that I feel like are a cute number.
0:40.0	I feel like when you're eight, that's cute.
0:43.3	When you're nine, ew.
0:46.2	16, a cute number.
0:48.4	17.
0:49.7	Who the fuck?
0:50.7	Who to fuck?
0:52.0	Turn 17, nobody.
1:11.4	18's a cute age. 21's a cute age number. However, 22, 22, 24 isn't 25 is. 26 is not a cute number. Does anyone agree with me? I just feel like numbers have energy in them. And I just feel like 26, although this year is going to be an amazing year for me.
1:13.4	26 is an ugly fucking number.
1:15.3	Like, whose favorite number is 26 even?
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