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we are Halloweenies. Happy Halloween trick-or-treaters, campers, dreamers, suspects, Lonnie E-Lam. I am your host today, Michael Myers-Roffman, and I do mean Myers, Christ do I mean Myers because we are going to be talking about

the Halloween kills trailer I guess it's not really a teaser trailer it's a trailer it's a short film you can you can turn it into Khan or Ken film

Festival already is right there it's all ready for its TIF from here but yes we are

talking about we're back in Haddonfield. I mean, believe it or not, we are back in Haddonfield in the way. We're going to be talking about Halloween kills the new sequel by Sigh, David Gordon Gordon Green and written by the great team of Danny McBride, David

Gordon Green, and Scott Teams. Fortunately this is an impromptu episode.

You know, we're doing this here on the fly,

on the, you know, it's almost like a 70s filmmaking,

you know, you're just getting there on the scene,

you're just cutting in loose,

something that clearly was lost on the people

of the team that made these movies.

But anyway, I am not the only one here trick-or-treating.

I am also here with the entire team of Halloweenies.

Let's start with a little justo who's waiting for a little

meal. Hey this is Justin one-star review Gerber because that's what we're going to

be getting get ready for the influx of the true fans

blowing us up on iTunes and wherever you review things and you know you like you said

Mike I'm looking at my Uber eats right now. I've got T-9-7 minutes because life finds

away sometimes. You have to meet. And, but I just wanted to say that for those who have seen the trailer, there's no way I'm not going to suck an asshole.

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