BREAKING DAWN PART 1 with Joel Jensen

Too Scary; Didn't Watch

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Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Comedy

4.6 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2024

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Watch us unravel as we recap the most fucked installment of the Twilight series yet, BREAKING DAWN PT. 1!!! Thank god we are joined by Horrorspondent, Joel Jensen, who wrote this Letterboxd review that is now burned into our brain: "There is no story here, only an all-pervading pathology hallucinated into being through the instruments of our generation’s best and worst actors, all buckling under the weight of delirious conservatism and craven market exploitation. A defining document of American Puritanism in that it bears no meaning, only fear and shareholder value. Fear of sex, yes, but also of virginity. Fear of both abortion and motherhood, of fetus and baby, of hate and love, of fathers and lovers, of Brazil and Switzerland." thank you joel we love you <3

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0:00.0	You guys know that I'm always on the hunt for a way to escape my daily life.
0:06.1	If you are feeling like me and you are, you know, tired of scrolling on Tik-talk,
0:10.4	tired of scrolling on Instagram,
0:14.0	maybe a game to play on your phone instead.
0:17.0	Let me point you in the direction of June's journey.
0:20.0	Have you guys played this?
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0:33.6	This is a hidden object mystery mobile game that puts your detective skills to the test.
0:39.0	You play as June Parker and investigate a beautifully detailed scene of the 1920s while uncovering the mystery of her sister's murder.
0:48.0	There are tons of mind teasing puzzles and despite kind of the gruesome content, it's actually a very relaxing game and I've been
0:59.7	playing it non-stop.
1:01.0	I tend to play it while I am feeding baby May while I am doing something
1:06.7	that requires me to sit for long periods of time with only access to my phone and I just am really loving it. You too can discover your own
1:16.7	inner detective if you download June's Journey for free today on iOS or Android.
1:25.0	This is a headgum podcast.
1:27.0	This is Emily, Emily, and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch, the Horror Movie Recap
1:48.7	podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily and I am
1:52.0	too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Emily and I am too scared to watch scary movies. I'm
1:54.0	I'm also too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Sammy and I love watching scary
1:58.8	movies and so I watch them so that you don't have to and holy shit you guys we have a very
2:06.7	special episode today that will also be available as a video episode on our
2:12.1	Patreon if you want to check that out but this is a
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