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The Chip Chipperson Podacast

BREAKIN' CHOPS

The Chip Chipperson Podacast

All Things Comedy

Leisure, Comedy

4.84K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

New Year’s spectacular with a brand new catch phrase for everyone to enjoy. Robert Kelly, head of RIOTCast stops in and Lyle read him the RIOT act

Transcript

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0:00.0

you're listening to the Chip Chipperson podcast on the Riotcast Network, riotcast.com.

0:07.3

That's the one because I want to be able to look and go, what a piece of shit.

0:10.7

Oh, yeah, I'm a roach. Speaking of, right on cue, like fucking like Lenny and Squiggy.

0:22.8

I slept really good. Oh, oh, bye bye. It's like the super. Yeah, this is exactly my

0:28.8

specifications. Perfect. Oh, really? This is how I wanted it. Yup. I said, put the headphones

0:35.6

nice and far away. Like dimensional dimension. Yeah, this is good. That's how I like it. Perfect.

0:43.3

I like to know that I'm probably going to pull up the thing out when I move my head a little bit.

0:47.1

Yeah. They got the table I wanted. This is good. Nice and sturdy. It's beautiful.

0:52.4

With the kisses. I'm missing the kiss. I had one. Oh, I'm sorry. We thought they were for every

0:57.7

thought. No, they weren't. I hope it's candy out of them. I'll get you a whole bag. Great.

1:03.9

I put a bunch of candies out so I could look at them. I'm sorry. It's festive. Yeah, they are festive.

1:10.2

Yeah, I feel like it's terrible now. It looks terrible. That's over.

1:14.8

I mean, it made me get some on the floor. I do like those crackles. Yeah, I like it.

1:19.5

I like it. I like it though. We could put a crackle in the freezer. Yeah. Yeah.

1:23.0

Wait, hold on. Why did you put it in the freezer? Talk through this.

1:27.6

So you're like a cold crackle. The crackle's more. It does the lich, right?

1:31.9

My mother used to do that with meatloaf. I'd have a nice frozen meatloaf pop for Christmas.

1:39.1

The free low. She put me loaf in the freezer and I put a stick in it. What a

1:43.2

fucking fine frozen treat. I would have next day.

1:46.0

Petship or gravy or just plain. Oh, be ketchup because the gravy would

1:50.6

coagulate and I always like to eat that separate. Oh, yeah.

1:53.7

God coagulated gravy. It starts to so out. It's my favorite.

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