The A cornucopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast. Critics have hailed it is everything from

huh? Who's this raven jerk? And if you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and

incessant rambling, well, this is the show for you. The Spider-My Ranger is still just a rat in a cage.

Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, fluzies, and reprobates.

This is Raven. Hello and welcome we got a doozy of a show yes it's a doozy Gillespie it's our big

hundred and first episode which doesn't sound nearly as exciting as our hundred

episode but we do have two-thirds of the talent that was here for doesn't sound nearly as exciting as our 100th episode.

But we do have two-thirds of the talent that was here for last week.

Like, uh, like, may not, like we may not have special guest Chris Jarko,

but if we had him every week, he wouldn't be special special. I mean I'm not saying he's special.

He's not like he's touched in the head or something. I'm just or even touched by a priest.

Eh, you get it. But we still have two of the main reasons for why last week's show was so was so

sofa was soda was so was so was so special and not that kind of special

whatever's like I say we have two of the talent elements to make our show our

regularly approved shows so special and this is time I mean touched in the head.

First we have me and that goes without saying because it's my name on the marquee

but the other the other one should have their name in lights too someone I

couldn't do this show without someone Someone's so valuable to the show,

someone the show would be worthless without. Someone I want to introduce who you know and

love. He's got great genetics, actually hates Nazis, loves food though, and is my best friend in the world.

Well, tied with Selina, my best friend. Let me introduce to you my dog Gabriel. important, really of equal importance. Ladies and gentlemen, my fire breathing goat, Vincent Van

Gogh. Oh, he just burned a curtains. No goat impression, no goat impression.

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