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Hi, I'm Joe Firestone, and you're listening to Everyday Decisions.

Breakfast with the seniors, the three-part episode.

This is part two of three.

And this section features interviews with Sandy Garner, Bill Burke, Stephen Pearl, and Linda Marcus Smith.

Now, just to full disclosure, I've never met Stephen Pearl.

This is the first time I met him or have ever spoken to him.

Somehow it went through the grapevine that I was just kind of doing interviews.

Stephen Pearl's not in my comedy class. I don't know him.

So this is what you're about to hear is my first conversation with him.

And the rest are all, I see them almost every week, and all of them are great, including Stephen. Enjoy.

So if you could just state your name for the record. Okay, I'm Sandy Garner, live from Boca Raton, Florida.

Great, wonderful. Boca Raton, how is that right now?

Blazing. I have to tell you, I've been here now. I would say around 24 years.

This is the hottest summer ever. Whoa. Okay. So it's very hot and obviously you're inside today.

I'm inside every day. Thank you very much. I'm in self-quarantine since March 13.

Okay, so now tell me about your morning. Today, it's about 1.30. So what time did you wake up?

Today I got up fairly early. See, I'm retired. Do you want me to like elaborate? Or do you want me to just be sure?

Yeah.

Okay.

I just, I retired from teaching this past June.

So I'm still trying to figure out like my clock because I had to get up at like five

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