Good morning.

You're right?

I do hope you are, sincerely hope you are.

It's just six past eight in the AM, British summertime on the third of June in the year of our Lord, 2026.

Who are you guys?

You know, you're the glorious band, the chosen few, the glorious band, with capital T, the chosen few, my band of brothers and sisters.

As always, I'm joined by my producer Little Harry.

How are you this morning, good, sir?

Morning, yeah, I'm all good.

Good.

A tiny bit of faffing about, before we get into what the legacy corporate mainstream media is trying to lie to you about this morning, because I am joined by a special guest, an old friend of mine, one of the OGs in this sphere.

If you don't know him, there's probably something wrong with you.

Sir Christopher of House Dangerfield. How are you, Dange? It's an absolute pleasure

to be on. It's funny actually, you say one of the OGs. 12 years I've been doing this luck,

and you've been about a while, and yet we still had some technical issues at the start.

Technical issues.

Always plagued by technical issues.

It's never straightforward.

That's all little Harry.

I would completely boomer it to oblivion if it was left to me.

You see you've moved up.

The laddie you've got assistance. I pretend to have them, but it's just me. Well, thank you for coming on, sir. We've done content before. We've talked all about Anchor Watt. We've talked some history stuff. Henry, the 5th, Edward, the first, I believe. A number of things. It's been far too long, and thank you for coming on.

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