Morning.

You're right.

How are you this morning?

All good, I hope.

Yeah, not too bad.

Happy Makerfield Day.

It's the big day.

It's the polling day. Happy Waterloo Day, actually. More importantly,

the anniversary of Waterloo Day, I'm sure we'll talk about that on the end of the show. Okay, it's just gone one minute past eight in the a.m., British summertime summertime, on Thursday the 18th of June in the year of our law, 26. You're the glorious band. The Chosen of my band of brothers and sisters. Thank you for joining me without you. It isn't a thing.

As always, I'm joined by my producer, Little Harry. How are you this morning? Good sir? Morning. Yeah, I'm all good.

Okay. Tiny bit of housekeeping before we dive

straight into it because it's an election day a polling day the papers for some

reason well there's a legitimate reason but the mainstream media that's

regulated by offcom won't show the front pages of the papers.

This is like an offcom role in this country.

So usually where I've got like the BBC that show us a digital image of all the front pages.

You don't have that. So I've got, but physically got all the papers there, not the Guardian.

I'm not giving the Guardian any money, but all the other ones got them there, so I'll sort of just hold them up for you. And we'll talk about them that way. We've done that before, didn't we? Worked out fine. Sometimes they do that on an actual TV, don't they physically have the paper there. So we'll do that. Another small point.

I don't usually look at my chat.

Well, I can't really look at my chat in real time very much other than the odd glance during a show.

I don't know how other people do that, like Asman Gold or lots and lots of creators do that.

They somehow monologue without really any dead time and are reading their chat, even a really

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