Morning. You're all right?

How are you? I hope you are all good right eye and bushytailed rocking and

rear in for the day ahead hope so you need to be don't you really me yeah I'm fine yeah good

really as always I'm joined by my producer little Harry how high this morning good sir morning

yeah I'm all good boom it is just ticked past 8 in the AM, which is summertime. On Thursday, it's already Thursday. Oh, it's gone quick, is it? Honestly, feels like yesterday was Monday, weirdly. Time travel so much faster as you get older, mad, it's mad. Okay, it's now Thursday, you can believe that. The 16th of April in the year of our old, 2026. You're the glorious band, the chosen few. My band of brothers. Without you, it isn't a thing, ancestors. It really isn't the thing, is it? So thanks for joining me. Thanks for everyone in the chat. Thanks for the couple of super chats that's already come in. Global Church History, in at number one, already. Brilliant. Brilliant stuff. All right, what have we got in the news today? What is the legacy corporate mainstream media banging on about today? What are they lying to us about biomission, if nothing else? Let's have a look, shall we? Don't mention Ireland.

Don't mention everything that's going on in Ireland. Yeah, guys?

Okay, we've got summer of shortages and war windfall. you need to move me over slightly in the frame, Harry, there?

Did you do that?

Anyway, we got a summit of shortages and war windfall, a war windfall for oil companies.

Not a ramco. Oil companies that don't get their source their oil companies, not a ramco, oil companies that don't get their source of their oil from

the Gulf, a windfall for them, whilst everyone else gets poorer.

Okay, a possible summer of shortages, I should say, really. I mean, quite possible, but

sort of definite. Start panic buying or anything. Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic.

Paul James, don't panic. Okay, the times, the venerable times.

Caitlin Moran, don't care, don't care what Caitlin Moran's going to say about anything ever.

Okay, UK faces summer of shortages on shelves.

Lack of CO2 to hit farming if straight stays shut.

Oh, there's not enough CO2 now.

Of course, it's a very different type of CO2 to

the CO2 in the atmosphere that they say drives climate change.

Very, very different thing, but nonetheless,

ultimately exactly the same thing, but, you know,

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