Morning. You're all right.

Lovely cup of tea first thing in the morning. It's nothing like it. It's Monday, Monday, Monday. How are you fighting fit?

Remaring to go, bright eye and bushytailed. I do hope you are. As always, I'm joined by my producer, Little Harry. How are you this morning? Good, sir. Morning. Yeah, all good. Good. It's just ticked past eight in the a.m. Greenwich,

meantime on Monday the 9th of March in the year of our law 2026. You are the glorious band,

the chosen view. My band of brothers and sisters. All right right let's get straight into it what is the what is

that evil cabal of fleet street psychos trying to pump into your brain box this morning let's just

jump straight into it are the Ayatollah son has been been chosen. He is the chosen one. He is the one.

And Iran threatens oil facilities still again. You have to talk about the price of oil today.

I was saying all last week, wasn't I? Correctly, accurately, that the price hadn't particularly

spiked for crude, for, and the average price for a barrel of crude oil.

Well, it has now.

They thought, they thought the price of crude had spiked.

It has now.

Okay, the times, the venerable times, let's see.

Heston Blume attire, while I'm closing my restaurant, don't care.

Okay, the Ayatollah, son chosen in challenge to Trump,

as though it's a direct challenge, the body of clerics of Mullers in Iran who chose this new chap,

as if it's a direct challenge to Trump, sort of is, I suppose, in a way. All right. Hardline Supreme Leader elected by

Iran clerics, acid rain fears as Israel hits Tehran Fuel Depot. Let's talk first of all

then just about this guy. So he's the one of the sons of the old Ayatollah, his second son. I mean,

he's no spring chicken himself.'s like in his mid fifties

56 or something the old iotola was old he was in his mid 80s 85 86 so anyway this is son and um it's weird

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