Morning. You're all right? I hope you are.

Monday, Monday. Another day, another dollar.

It has just ticked past 8 in the a.m. British summertime on Monday the 8th of June

and the year of all 2026. You're the glorious band that chosen for you. My band of brothers

and sisters, thank you for joining me without you it really isn't a thing

it absolutely isn't as always i'm joined by my producer little harry how this morning good sir

morning i'm all good the disembodied voice of the all-powerful all-knowing producer there at the controls

all right should we stop fuffing about though what's the point of all this fanning around? Let's just get straight into it. What's happened over the weekend? What have we got? Okay, the legacy corporate mainstream media who just simply loves lying to you by a mission. What was that Cabal of Evil Fleet Street editors cooked up for you this morning trying to tell you is or isn't

important all right we've got iran fires missile barrage it's a fragile ceasefire though

didn't you know fragile ceasefire iran fires a missile barrage and the israelis retaliated

and new ericsson hell that's a football player, Christian Erickson. Had some sort of minor heart attack. We'll get into it, we'll get into it. We'll get into it. All right. Let's have a look then. The telegraph, the Daily Tori graph. Something about that Emma, what's at Radikarni? Tennis player.

There's no real story. She's just turned up for a training session.

But they've decided she's pretty. She's the favourite flavour of the month from time to time.

She's British, don't you know?

I mean, her dad's Romanian. Her mom's Chinese and she was born in Canada, but she's British. She's British now. She's as British as you or me. She's more British than Churchill, if anything.

All right. Iran fires missile barrage into Israel.

Making a bit of a mockery of Mr. Hegssith ceasefire, isn't it?

Okay, Tehran retaliates after Israeli defense force, the Israeli army, strikes on Beirut

and wounds of further extensive attacks.

That's odd.

I thought we were told that their ability to fire any missiles had been massively depleted, if not entirely depleted.

Hmm.

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