Morning. You alright? It is Monday morning the 5th of January in the year of our Lord

2006 and it is the inaugural Breakfast with Bo the Boe the Bo Show. So welcome, welcome aboard. If you're here watching this live or indeed later today, then you're part of a glorious band, the chosen few, to be here from the beginning for something. It's probably going to be pretty special,

isn't it? Let's be honest. I'm joined by my producer, Harry. Say hello, Harry. Good morning. That's

little Harry. And he's not very little. He's like six foot, six one. How tall you, Harry?

5.11, I think. Oh, is it? Oh, well, still, not that little. Not little. He's like six foot, six one. How tall you, Harry? Oh, is it? Oh, well, still, not that little, not little. But little compared to the other Harry in the office, Harry Robinson, who is a giant, let's be honest. So poor little Harry,

who's not even little. But there you go, that's what he gets called.

He's like my comedy Dave, my sidekick Simon, my young Jamie and you are quite young,

aren't you Harry? You 90 or are you 20 now?

I'm 20 now.

Okay, so you go. A babe in arms.

So if I do like 80s references, he's not going to get them.

And I do a fair bit of 80s references.

I can't even help myself.

They just slip in there.

All right.

So let's get started.

Everyone's back to work today.

You know, millions of people across Britain or across the world, I would have thought.

Back to work, back to school.

And so usually what I plan to do in the normal course of events is jump pretty much straight into the news. That's what this show is, a roundup of the day's news, what's in the news cycle today. For people that haven't got time during the day to just be constantly checking the news, constantly on Twitter, if you've got an actual job, a normal job, you can't do that. You're not allowed to do that. It would be good. I think a lot of people do get sort of a news hit in the mornings. So Lotus Seaters wanted to offer you something

like that. And I always thought it's something I could do. I'd like to do. So we're going to do that.

But usually, most days, I'm going to jump straight into that. But because it's the first episode, I'll just do a little bit of preamble just to let you know what we're going to do. And this will probably change over the first few days, weeks, even months, probably tweak it here and there. Things that don't really work will drop and start trying new things, see what people like, see what people don't like, see what I'm comfortable with. But to begin with, we'll go through the papers, the front pages of the

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