Morning.

You're all right.

Good morning.

You're all right.

Oh, lovely cup of tea to start the day.

To start the week, it is Monday, Monday, Monday, the 27th of April in the year of our Lord,

2026. It's just tick past eight in them. British summertime. As otherwise, I am joined by my producer this morning. This will Harry. How are you? Good sir? Morning. Yeah, I'm all good. Great. And how are you? Out there? My glorious band, the chosen few, my band of brothers and sisters. Thank you for joining me. without you it's not a thing hope you've had a good weekend I really do hope you've had a good weekend um should we

jump straight into it then without any further ado should we stop faffing about what's the

corporate legacy mainstream media banging on about this morning a cabal of evil editors

lying to you by omission if nothing else and to tell you what is or isn't

important what's Fleet Street the British print media talking about this

morning it's water wall to war Trump avoiding being assassinated again it's that

every single front page without fail is that so if you did something else

this weekend you weren't on the internet or you didn't watch any TV welcome to

this new cycle Saturday night Saturday evening was it eight half eight or so in

the evening Washington time Eastern, Eastern Standard Time.

Um, someone tried to kill Trump again.

Didn't really get that close to him though.

I didn't really get close to him at him, but...

Not like they shot at him in it, it nearly got him or anything.

But that's the news today, that's a massive, massive thing.

So that is literally wall to wall, so that's what we're going to be talking about, at least for the first bit of the bow show. That's what this show is, whatever's in the news cycle that morning. Don't blame me. Quite often, sometimes I see, occasionally I watch these back and I see the chat. So I don't really watch the chat in real time. I can't really.

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