Morning, you're right.

It's Monday, another Monday, Monday, Monday.

Nice hot cup of tea to start the morning.

Come on, let's not lose all perspective here.

Cup of tea sorts everything out.

How are you? Are you all right? I hope you're all right. Generally, I hope you had a good weekend. Alright, so it is just tick past 8 in the AM in Greenwich. It's Monday the 23rd of March in the year of our old 2026. How time march is on. As always, I am joined by my producer, Little Harry. How are you this morning? Good, sir. Morning. Yeah, I'm all good. Great, good. Should we just get straight into it then? Let's just get straight into it. What is the legacy corporate mainstream media banging on about this morning? What is that cabal of evil, Fleet Street editors lying to you about biomission today? What are they trying to beam directly into your brain box?

Oh, well, one thing, before we get into it, actually,

is one thing that aren't on the front pages,

and I didn't see it on any of the websites,

on the first few, two or three scroll-downs worth of news

on all the websites.

But I want to bring to you

is the good news, good news everybody, that Restore, Rupert

Low and Restore are formerly a party now. They got the green light from the electoral

commission and so they're a full-blown party and that's a big thing. That's a big thing.

Because before, people could say, like, legitimately,

you're not a party, bro.

Why are you pretending you're a party?

You're not a real party, bro.

You know.

And they're not wrong.

They're not wrong.

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