Oonning, you're right.

Oonning, you're right.

Monday, Monday, another day, another dollar, another week, another dollar, another chance to put right what once went wrong.

It just ticked past eight in the a.m. on the 22nd of June in the year of our Lord,

2026. It was summer solstice yesterday, wasn't it? Longest day of the year yesterday. So very

nearly the longest day of the year today. It's sweltering. Set to be hot. We'll talk about it.

We'll get into it. I'm not joined by my producer Little Harry this morning. He's off a week. Instead, I'm joined by a Jack. How are you this morning, sir? I'm beside myself. He's gone. Stama's out. Is he actually already gone? He hasn't made the actual... No, has he? Okay, okay. He's on his way out.. And I'm so upset. Yeah. Yeah, it's terrible. Yeah, I was considering him wearing a black suit, black tire, a black armband in memorandum. The career of Sequeer Stalin, the Stalin Bot 2.0. But okay.

Thank you for joining me.

You are the glorious band The Chosen for you,

my band of brothers and sisters.

How good was Dan on Friday?

Were you fooled by him at the beginning

when he's pretending to be me?

The master of disguise, Dan Tubb.

It's one of the things a lot of people don't know about him

that he's a master of disguise.

Very, very, very clever disguise.

Almost indistinguishable from the real thing, the real article.

But I'm back. You're in safe hands.

Relax. All right. Should we stop faffing about, though?

Should we stop all this fanning around and just get straight into it.

Okay, so today might see the collapse of here Starma's leadership, like completely, properly, formally.

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