Morning.

You're right?

I hope you are.

It's Monday, Monday, Monday

8 in the AM British summertime

On the 18th of May in the year of our Lord

26, you are the glorious band

The Chosen Few, my band of brothers and sisters

Thank you for joining me

I hope you had a good weekend

I hope you had a great weekend

I hope you're right eyed and bushy town a great weekend. I hope you're... Right, I done, Bushy Tailed, rocking and rearing for the week ahead. Let's get it done. Let's do stuff. Let's make it happen. Positive. Be positive. We're going to aim high, vote low. Millings must go. I'm doing with my producer, Little Harry. And how are you this morning, good sir? Morning, yeah, I'm all good. Hey, good to hear. Alright, shall we get into it? What's the legacy corporate mainstream media banging on about this morning? Should we just get straight into it? Should we stop fuffing about? Stop all this fannying about

and just get straight into it? All right. Why not? Why not? Let me just get my mouse right. Okay,

there it is. All right. The big stories are, the main things are, according to the BBC.

Burnham faces perilous race to become an MP, not a foot race, although he did do a bit of jogging at the weekend, didn't he?

I'll have a look at that in a minute.

Certainly not contrived.

And who, World Health Organization, declares ebola emergency

Ebola is terrible is a fearsome thing it's not like covid which is just the flu basically isn't it covid it was just like a bit of a cold when it came with it. Ebola is terrifying. Still, it's not like it's worldwide pandemic. It's become airborne or anything.

But Ebola.

Bit of a worry.

Alright, the Guardian.

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