morning you're right hope you are lovely cup of tea first thing in the morning monday monday

another day another dollar another chance to put right what once went wrong it's just ticked

past eight in the a m british summertime on monday the fifteenth of june in the year of British summertime on Monday the 15th of June

in the year of our Lord.

2026, you're the glorious band,

The Chosen Few.

My band of brothers,

basically the best people on the earth,

alive.

Watching Breakfast with Boe live.

The Bow Show.

Bo's Breakfast Club, hashtag the real BBC.

The Lotus Eater's Breakfast Club, hashtag the real LBC.

Beckxasoo-Boh, you can buy some of these mugs, you can actually get one, for real.

Imagine that.

As always, I'm joined by my producer Little Harry.

How are you this morning, good sir?

Morning, I'm all good.

Great, the disembodied voice of the all-powerful producer there I hope you've had a good

weekend all right should we just get into it should you stop fanning about what's all

this faffing about for what's it in aid of nothing let's get on with it what's that cabal

of evil Fleet Street editors banging on about this morning right Right, we've got Australia Plus social media ban,

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