Breakfast Candy And Sprinkle Sandwiches

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes, bribery is the solution to the problems you create for yourself. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori compare notes on some of the weird things they’ve done and said for their kids, from emotional support rats, to Hamilton hyper-fixations, and explaining how libraries work. Gwenna discovers that breakfast candy can rewire years of sleep habits, Tori explains a hack for making sandwiches more palatable for their kid, and they go over their Halloween essentials in a special segment sponsored by Splash Refresher. Tori tells Gwenna about their kid’s “YouTube Channel” (vlogs on Tori’s camera roll that never get posted anywhere), which leads into a discussion about Instagram’s new Teen Accounts and how parents can keep their kids safe on social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of Child Proof from Betches Media.
0:09.2	I'm Gwinnel Aethland and their Cory Phantom.
0:11.8	Today's episode is dedicated to all the parents who were unprepared for all the weird things they've had to say to their children.
0:17.5	And to all the parents who are completely unfazed because the apple did not fall far from the tree. The apple definitely didn't fall far from the tree.
0:22.7	The apple definitely didn't fall far from the tree in my house,
0:25.6	but the tree has always been really weird.
0:28.3	Yeah, yeah.
0:29.5	Same.
0:30.5	You know what else is weird though? Our timer that we have to start. It is weird and we are
0:36.7	sorry about it but no we're not going to stop it. We will give you a timerless
0:41.5	episode that is the Christmas gift that we give to you every year.
0:45.2	So, you know, just wait till closer to Christmas and then we'll give you a timerless episode.
0:50.6	But until then, let's start the timer.
0:53.0	It is, it used to not be talked about.
0:57.0	The internet has really changed the types of conversations we're allowed to have as parents about being parents.
1:04.0	But you still walk into it unprepared.
1:08.0	We can say you're gonna say some really weird shit
1:12.0	and completely mean it.
1:14.3	And it does not sink in until you open your mouth and the strangest stuff has to come out of it.
1:22.4	It falls out of your face and you're like,
1:24.3	these are definitely all English words
1:26.7	that I've used in sentences,
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