A Very, Merry, Unbirthday Bash

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

There is no right or wrong way to celebrate birthdays. In this episode, Tori and Gwenna share their reasons for not hosting parties, the challenges of planning and organizing kids parties, and the importance of accessibility and inclusivity. They also talk about their own birthday traditions and celebrations, including decorations and treats. They share tips and advice on topics such as opening presents at the party, handling rowdy behavior, sending invitations, dealing with cake mishaps, communicating dietary needs, and talking to kids about giving and receiving gifts. Plus, Tori and Gwenna share their parenting must haves in a special segment sponsored by Splash! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Child Proof from Betches Media. I'm Tori Phantom and I'm
0:10.8	Gwenel lifelong. This episode is dedicated to every parent who looks forward to birthdays and birthday season.
0:17.0	It is me. I am that mom. I love birthdays and birthday season.
0:22.0	Let's talk about birthdays and birthday parties.
0:23.8	Start the timer.
0:26.5	My kids come home with either seven birthday invitations at once or we get none until the end of the school year.
0:36.3	I don't know because you look you know when you go to meet the teacher and they
0:39.7	already have all the kids birthdays up on the wall and you're like
0:42.4	how are they all
0:43.2	having birthday parties the same weekend though if they're they're all in
0:46.8	different month how yeah well I do know that the most common month to be born in is September.
0:55.9	August and September.
0:57.3	That's my birthday.
0:58.3	September.
0:59.2	That means that your parents had a really really good Thanksgiving, Christmas or New Year's.
1:06.0	It's going to be a happy new year.
1:08.0	If you're an October baby, that was a good Valentine's Day. Listen, I'm not the one who comes up with the math.
1:17.0	Many of our past generations in my family on both sides
1:22.0	had themselves some really good Valentine's days because
1:25.8	we are entering birthday season in my family it's all October there are so many
1:32.3	people for us it's all it's all that first
1:35.4	week of September. I have an aunt and a cousin with the same birthday, like
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