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The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to a brand new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Our two eponymous villains are here once again to run the rule over whatever takes their fancy on the world's least-focused podcast.

This week, Luke bought a piece of old hardware from his mate at a train station and as a result has suffered a couple of electric shocks. It's almost as if Pete is a bad influence on him. There's also talk of a rave in Thetford Forest that Pete *did not* organise despite reports to the contrary, and with the help of a listener we debate the benefits of the technology on display in the movie Aliens.

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0:00.0	Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.
0:11.0	So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. A Union Bons. A Bons.
0:24.0	Whoo!
0:26.0	Is this a winder?
0:28.0	It has to be a winder.
0:30.0	Apart from the person of the children,
0:32.0	this is the best phone call I've ever received in my life.
0:35.0	This is what it sounds like when people win big with the National Lottery.
0:39.0	Will you be next? The National Luxury.
0:44.0	It could be you. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or a. You're not going to. It's that time again. You've got to go to the toilet.
1:13.0	There's an incredible pressure in your bladder and you need to get rid of it.
1:16.0	Also, the Luke and Pete show is here.
1:18.0	Hello, I'm Pete Donaldson.
1:20.0	I'm John by Luke Mer.
1:21.0	Sorry for starting the show like this, Luke. I just got a bit excited and I remembered about my own bladder filling up
1:26.7	I've got used to the ways that you like to start various shows that I've been on with you and so it doesn't even really register these
1:34.0	days just get on with it my and to be fair to listeners I should probably in the
1:38.4	interest of transparency tell them that you've tried to start the show about four times already but I keep stopping you to go and do something so I'm now finally back in situ of everything I need so it's partly on me.
1:50.1	Well, I mean the first time you were being electrocuted by something, second time you didn't have a bottle of water.
1:56.0	What's going on in the moor household?
1:58.0	How would you get electrocuted? Why is there a constant threat of electrocution?
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