Hey, it's Lucas!

And I'm Jacob!

Broke the 4th of podcast!

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Also, I just want to warn you guys, Jacob's kind of out of it for this podcast, because you might be able to tell from his voice.

He's under the weather. Are you currently on medication? Are you sober? What's the tea?

So, it started yesterday morning, I just felt like my throat was sore, and then today it really hit me harder.

I was at school and it was so awkward, because for some reason when I have chords, when I blow my nose, it goes every when it's, and I don't know what to do.

The real tea is that I put it, I sneeze in my short, but actually there's just a bunch of snout in my short, so then when I get home, it's kind of gross.

Oh, yeah, that was always so awkward at school. I forgot all about the, like, during cold season, like, you know when you blow your nose, it's sort of like a vulnerable, because like, you really have to like give your all to, like, if you really want to get it all out of your nose, you like really have to blow.

And having to do that, I've heard the whole entire class in silence, like, is kind of awkward.

Yeah, because like, but it started out the first period, I was like, it's kind of awkward. But then I just cupped a couple tissues in my backpack and blew my nose every like 10 minutes and the like so, so I don't want to keep getting up to keep getting up to get tissues.

So then I would just like keep on in my backpack and it was so fucking disgusting of I sat by me. I'd be I'd puke. Like, I when I grabbed out, it was basically just like a what soaked towel and it was kind of almost crunchy.

Yeah, and there was no point in me using it at that point because like, when I put my hands on it, like, my hands went through the people. So like, it was there was no point, but I still did it so people.

I'm like, I'm like kind of scared not to make this about me, but I know I'm kind of I was all you too. I was in Nebraska this past weekend visiting the fam, the fam, fam, fam, and I'm not sick. I don't feel sick at all, but I did feel sick.

I felt like I had a stuffy nose last week, but I thought it was just allergies and like I feel fine though. So I would have already gotten it right. Yeah, yeah. I think it would have hit you this morning. I feel like if it doesn't hit you by tomorrow, then you for sure don't have it.

So yeah, because like this weekend, like, everyone was at the house. There was a bunch of people and I feel like it just there was like 15 people at the house and I feel like it just spread.

Oh, I just Google it actually cold symptoms usually appear 24 to 72 hours after you come into contact. Oh, so you don't have it. Also, I got the flu shot. I don't know if that has anything to do with this, but also I've had I don't know what it is. I don't

remember if I've always gotten cold this much, but isn't it feel like people like I feel like I get a cold so effing much now like they're just part of life almost.

Oh my gosh. So today I was doing some investigating it literally I don't know what's happening. I legit like I eat healthy like I eat like eggs and stuff. And then like I did the math in the last. Okay. So like I so like I think chords are just like oh like I'm just like oh I have a cold. But some people would like take them like oh my gosh, but like recently I can't even kill that I have a cold like it's not even anything because I wear my mother fucking phone and I and I did like my research.

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