Summary
This week Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco discuss how to mentally prepare for a very frustrating month in the US Senate, and the GOP’s not-so-subtle attempt to rewrite history. Then Grace Parra and Tien Tran join to discuss Naomi Osaka’s decision to step back from the French Open and tennis and the importance of putting your mental health first. Finally, which Mare of Easttown resident deserves their own spinoff, find out in Fight Club.
Show Notes:
NAMI: National Alliance on Mental Illness
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and I'm Alyssa Mastra Monaco. |
| 0:07.0 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. |
| 0:09.0 | I'm Erin Ryan and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:12.0 | Alyssa, you're from a small town. |
| 0:14.0 | I am indeed. |
| 0:15.0 | So what was the weirdest club that you were a member of when you were growing up? |
| 0:20.0 | The weirdest club, let's say, I think that's, what was it, National Honor Society, |
| 0:27.0 | and I may have been a member of the Homack Club. |
| 0:30.0 | Ooh, the Homack Club. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah, we weren't real clubby people up in upstate New York. |
| 0:34.5 | People had fucking jobs after school. |
| 0:36.4 | Oh, okay, okay. |
| 0:37.7 | Well, you had a job at the grocery store, right? |
| 0:39.6 | Indeed, indeed. |
| 0:40.5 | Was there anything weird about that? Yeah, it was like they could make a TV show about it now. |
| 0:45.0 | What's the weirdest thing that happened to you at your job at the grocery store? |
| 0:49.0 | A weirdest thing that happened to me was, oh, when I had gotten blood taken, The |
| 0:55.0 | the person who took my blood did a bad job and my arm was all bruised and they thought that I was on drugs. |
| 1:01.0 | And so the woman who was my overseer my manager was like you should |
| 1:06.7 | go home and anyway we had to have a whole discussion about how I had had blood |
| 1:10.2 | taken I wasn't shooting up. Oh my God see that's another reason to get blood taken. I wasn't shooting up. Oh my God. |
| 1:13.0 | See, that's another reason to get blood taken from the back of your hand, like me, the |
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