Break My HIPAA Not My Heart

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

TMG Studios

Relationships, Leisure, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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SUBSCRIBE TO THE BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com This week, Brooke and Connor talk about dysfunctioning on an executive level, writing a book together, and going to forcing parties. Plus, Brooke passes the bechdel test and Connor reconnects with baby turtles. Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ Go to https://davidprotein.com/BNC to buy four cartons and get the fifth free! Go to https://hellofresh.com/bandc10fm and get ten free meals with a free item for life. Go to https://Quince.com/bandc for free shipping on your order and three hundred and sixty-five day returns. Go to https://Dupe.com today and find similar products for less. It’s 100% free to use. Stop wasting money on brand names and start saving with Dupe.com today. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Perform for Me 0:14 Intro 0:34 Idaho 1:42 Hard to Hear From Your Therapist (Lover) 4:19 Schoolyard Fanfics 6:10 M.A.S.H.: The Movie 9:34 Is Jesse Eisenberg Even Good 12:24 Connor's Turtle Story (No One Cares) 16:54 David Protein 18:46 Hello Fresh 20:54 This Relates To Turtles 24:41 Dysfunctioning Executively 27:31 School Charity Fundraisers: Scam? 30:46 Sleeping In The Principle's Double-Wide 32:25 Crashing Brooke's Teacher's Recital 35:07 Captain or Crew 36:07 So You Haven't Watched VEEP 37:22 Unlicensed Executive Dysfunction Coach 38:44 Brooke's Bashful Book Baggage 42:42 Aquaman Is Born 43:46 Quince 45:29 Dupe 47:08 Ozzy Osbourne 47:46 Brooke Stands By Her Kindle Color 49:04 YOU Put The Alcohol In The Seltzer! 53:04 WireLESS Charging 54:35 Come to the Forcing Party 56:04 Brooke & Connor's 5-Year Anniversary 57:26 Locks Of Love To Locked Up, Love 1:00:44 Connor Discovers The Bechdel Test 1:02:12 Birthday Hinge Date 1:05:33 Hinge Dates With The Friend Group Only 1:08:24 Brooke Did Not Delete Hinge 1:09:58 Knowing Our Fat Disgusting Asses 1:10:47 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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