Break Jake
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, |
| 0:03.7 | so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:04.3 | And it's convenient. skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:24.0 | And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. |
| 0:27.3 | And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. |
| 0:30.2 | Cline Alley Show, Jimmy World, right there. |
| 0:32.9 | Jake is about to be broken, courtesy of this show. |
| 0:36.7 | Can we break Jake? |
| 0:37.7 | Yeah. Can he eat through what has been now over 30 pounds of weight loss in the last month and a half? He's got... He got... He'll gain it back in a day. Platters and platters of meat in front of him right now. I don't know how many pounds... That's awesome. How many pounds of meat would you guess that is? It's probably as much as you've lost. I said, it's about 30 pounds. |
| 0:34.3 | I feel like it's almost like over a pound of plate. |
| 0:37.2 | Oh, way more than. That's awesome. How many pounds of meat would you guess that is? It's probably as much as you've lost. I said it's about 30 pounds. |
| 0:54.7 | I feel like it's almost like over a pound of plate. |
| 0:57.6 | Oh, way more than that, dude. |
| 0:59.6 | Way more than a pound of plate. Yeah, I think there's probably at least five pounds of meat. It seems like five pounds of plate. It's a mountain of meat in front of you. By the way, we're doing this because Gundo, comedy and barbecue festival is happening in Elsa Gundo. |
| 0:55.4 | June 5th through the 8th, and that includes comedy shows. |
| 1:14.3 | Our buddy Brett Williams will be there. |
| 1:15.9 | Jeremiah Watkins, good lineup of comedians, tons of barbecue. |
| 1:19.1 | One of the pit masters that I think made some of this meat in front of you came all the way from Australia just to do some barbecue here in America. |
| 1:25.5 | Yeah, I know. |
| 1:26.9 | I bet that Brad and Jake probably can eat the same amount of barbecue at this point. You used to be able to eat Brad. Yeah, I think that Brad may weigh more than Jake now. He's only a half a person. Yeah. So think about that for a second. He's got that massive head. I believe that is the socially acceptable term. You need to go there. Half of course. The big head was on message. You're all saying, Brad, we love you. Brad, you know, we're boys, right? But your butt would be delicious. Yeah, I'm just saying, if we're going to go cannibalistic on Brad Willey, if we all start with the giant door fast, right? |
| 2:02.7 | Right? |
| 2:03.1 | Who's with them? |
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