BRB UK 98: Jondor
BRB UK Podcast
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4.7 • 533 Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2014
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Pip pip! We're two away from the big 100, so we thought we'd celebrate by recording a podcast. Like we do every week, come to think of it. Oh well.
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| 0:00.0 | If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour. |
| 0:11.0 | We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games. |
| 0:16.1 | BRB, UK. |
| 0:18.5 | Worst teeth. Better accents. |
| 0:34.6 | Hello. Hello and indeed. Ahoy. Ladies and gentlemen and welcome to episode 98 of BRBUK. I'm Dan. |
| 0:37.3 | 98. I know. That was a good year. |
| 0:44.6 | Your Majesty, okay, your majesty, if you're listening, you better be warming up the pen for writing us our birthday card when we reach 100, all right? |
| 0:45.3 | I'll be upset. I'm not sure she does that for podcasts. |
| 0:46.9 | No, no, she should. |
| 0:48.3 | It is her constitutional duty to look after the people. |
| 0:52.9 | I will write. |
| 0:53.5 | I'm going to write. I'm going to write to her. That's Scott. She's asking, oh, fuck off. You want to leave our country anyway, so shove it up your ass. I'm going to write to her. Sinciliors, Liz. I am finding the address, and I know the address is Buckingham Palace London, but I am... SW1. Whatever. contact us. There we go. If you wish to contact the British Monarchy, blah. I'll talk this out. You talk away. I'll sort this out. Dear Mrs. Queen, can I have a birthday card? If you wish to contact the private office of the Queen. She's 22 and 1 quarter. You can write to Her Majesty at the following address. I'll get that done. I'll get my best colleague of your pen out and I'll start that after this. Do you know what the most awkward job of the world must be? Right. Queen's carnecologist. Whoa. You had to go there. You had to. But just think how awkward that would be. Why, yes, your Majesty, it still resembles a shriveled parsnip. |
| 1:44.7 | Oh, don't encourage him, really. |
| 1:48.9 | Anyway, there are two other people, as you've already heard, on this podcast, |
| 1:52.8 | who refused to keep quiet until they're introduced. |
| 1:55.1 | The first of which is Tim, say hello. |
| 1:57.4 | Hello! |
| 1:58.4 | And the other one is John. |
| 2:00.7 | John. Yes, you are. Are you And the other one is John. John. |
| 2:01.8 | Yes, you are. |
| 2:03.1 | Are you like the podcasting version of Hodor, or you can say your name? |
| 2:07.4 | John. |
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