In 2012, most video game news seems to revolve around America.

Well, b-h-to-that.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello, and indeed a hooy-hoi-hoi, and welcome to episode nine of BRBUK,

it's the one that comes after eight, before ten, and I've got a mastery of counting from one to ten, clearly.

That is some amazing insight into the world of podcasting everyone's just had there.

I know. And also, I know you're secretly envious of my numerical ability, Tim.

Yeah, yeah, because, you know, I've never really gone past two.

Exactly. Well, I'm just extrapolating from the fact that going to La Lou is I have to toilet for you.

On the plus say, it means you'll never be older than 22. It does mean that I can count my hands but not my fingers. You know, but, you know, hey, such as life. It goes kind of well with your not being able to use your opposable thumbs, so everything's just kind of like done with your foot. I know I have two of them. What, opposable thumbs? Yeah. Do you know what the word opposable means? It means I can put

them in different poses. Oh, Jesus. Anyway, that's Tim, you just heard, making an utter tit of himself.

And for a refreshing change, we have a man whose house now has heating, thanks to his iPad 3. It's John. Hello! How you doing, mate? You always ask that, and it never changes. Yeah, but, and you never have a reply? It's because you're a surly Scotsman, that's why. I'm being nice. Sorry, sorry, sorry, I'll be in character. There we go. There was no need to change. You were already in character. I was just trying to be nice, mate. You might not agree if I get from people saying, oh, stop abusing John for being Scottish. When I jumped on Skype today, about 10 minutes ago, the first thing I got from Dan was John, what the fuck is that you've drawn and draw something? Yes. So that's not what I'd call being kind. No, it's me just being honest about your artistic skills, where you did some kind of impressionist expression of what a tree looks like. I'll be honest, I don't really try in my drawing view. I just kind of smash my face on the screen and see what comes down. That explains a lot.

So, yeah, so you're enjoying your iPad.

Three, anyway, John.

It is an iPad.

When you're not busy smashing your face into the screen. Yeah, that's not good. That's not good. The right in a display you can take it, it's fine. So basically, you're going to end up in the Apple store with a cracked iPad display going,

well, I didn't say the instruction booklet. I couldn't use it with my face. I was trying to draw something for done. With my bags. Trying to draw with a Glasgow-Egan kiss, yeah. But it is a nice bit of a good. It does what it does, and it does it very fast So yeah Moving on Yes So um chaps It wouldn't be right If another week went by And we didn't talk about Matter of fact three I still haven't Bloody finished it Well you may well Is that Is that a video game guys? That is a video game And, the ending caused a bit of a kerfuffle on the interwebs.

I know, I know.

I've seen the kerfuffle.

I haven't seen the ending.

Okay, so what by-aware have kind of met them halfway.

I know Yoshifah, Dogs Dine, Smalley Pir pirate talked about this on boom recently but it's kind it's a real halfway house i don't necessarily think they've in toll entirely sold out on this because rather than

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