If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed, a hoi, ho, ladies and jents. And welcome to episode 89 of BRBUK. The podcast where I put strange grammatical pauses in

between letters like I just did

My name is Dan

I'm one of your hosts

See this is why I normally interrupt you

Because otherwise you'll just interrupt

yourself with nonsense

That wasn't about games

I'd rather interrupt myself with nonsense

And be interrupted with nonsense or something else.

Really? You wouldn't... I'll take that full for you. I'll be your nonsense guy.

That's okay. That can be my role.

Yeah.

Because you've been speaking such sense for the previous 88 episodes that that would be a new venture for you, Tim.

That's Tim, by the way.

Hello! And joining us, we also have Coleman. Colman, hello. Hello. I don't know. Whoa! Ah! Who are you? Who are you? What was that? Me. A man with the accent. Who are you? I'm Coleman. I just moved up north. Sorry. That's pretty far north. Really far north. I'm near Milne Gavi, if anyone knows where that is. Tim, do you know where Milgavey is? I don't know. It sounds like somebody might have a mildew infested vagina, that word. Oh, God.

That's like... No, okay. I had to go to the doctor. I've got a milk-caffe going on. Two minutes then, you've managed to mention genitals. I've got a milk-cafie. Oh, gee, Godwoman, I wonder what the smell was. See what you've left me with John over the last couple of weeks? That's me. That's my name. It's John.

I had Dan on one side and Coleman on the other

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