BRB UK worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed.

Ahoy, hoi, welcome one and all to BRB UK episode 634.

My name is Dan.

I'm one of your hosts.

I'm probably the host who has the poorest history of

playing video games out of the three of us, but for some reason they still let me do the intro.

I'm joined as ever by Coleman. Say hello, Coleman. Hi. I mean, we're not distracting you. You

look like you're reading a book. I was going to say, before we introduced him, that, oh no, John Romero may have made me his

B word, because I have a copy of Dai Katana, which is getting edged out by the green screen.

Godai Katana.

Wow.

That is a throwback.

Dai Katana. Talking of throwback. Daiketana.

Talking of throwbacks.

Tim, hello.

Why am I a throwback?

Or is that a comb over?

I'm not sure.

I mean, I am the greatest.

How you doing?

Yeah, yeah, all right, all in all. Yeah, good week. Glad it's been a short week, but generally okay. Same length, just less work days, Tim. Yes, that's a short work week, which is what I was referring. Oh, that way, you need to be specific about these things. I thought for a moment you'd mastered time and space and had deleted an entire day from everyone's existence. I've always mastered time and space. Have you? I did it in the future so that I could have done it in the past. Oh no, what, Coleman? Oh, no. I fear that David Kaj may have attacked me with his polygons because I have Tim's copy of Omicrod the Nomad Soul starring David Bowie.

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