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Hello, hello and indeed,

Ahoy, hoi-hoi, welcome to episode 609.

It's like 69 with a big old hole in the middle of it.

BRBUK, it's true, 609. It's like 69. Big old hole in the middle. It's true. Check it out. You can write it down. Write it down, Tim. Write it down. You see that I'm talking sense. You're scared to write the number 609 down, Lester introduced filthy, dirty thoughts into your mind. Yes. Wow. Okay. cole, how do you feel about number 609? It's like a 69, but leaving room for Jesus. There we go. Whoa. Coat Minson Margarine slip him right up there. You wouldn't know he's there. It's lovely. Oh, good. We've offended all Christians straight away. Hooray! Finally. Well done. I guess it's better than all French people or whatever. I mean, to be fair, some of them are Christians as well. So we have succeeded than offending French people as well. I just mean there's probably more Christians than French people overall. Probably, but, you know, I'm just playing the numbers. It's easier to offend more people by saying that than just... Don't play with my numbers, especially if it's a 609. Ubis sieft. Ubi-sift. Ubi-Suft. 609. Ube-sov sieve. The position with... Anyway.

Yeah.

Now that we're completely banned from YouTube.

Tim, you're very prudish about these things.

Tim is surprisingly prudish.

Don't you think, oh man?

I mean, I think more so when it's you having the conversation for some reason, Dan.

But, you know.

Why?

Why does that make it worse?

I don't know.

We could talk about these things.

It's fine.

We ought to share these things.

It's good.

I mean, to be fair, I think Tim has quite a large Christian client base for his work.

How many of them listen to this show, though?

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