BRBUK

Worst Teeth, Better Accents

Hello, hello and indeed

Ahoy, hoi, welcome one and all to episode 606 of BRBUK

I'm Dan, I'm one of your hosts

and I'm afraid it's a two-man show yet again this week because Colman.

I'm afraid, Dan. I'm not I'm afraid. It's okay. I'm very afraid of you, Tim. I'm very afraid of you. No, no, that's exactly why the restraining order means you should not have my back or be anywhere near my back or stand out of my. cannot be within 500 yards of Dan Givens. No, no, the lawyer said, you've got to remain within my visual field when you're

in my proximity, all right? I've got to see what you're up to, all right?

That's fair. You having my back, not reassuring. It's going to say that now. All right?

It's the creepiness. It's the skulking that does me. That's what bothers me.

I do skulk well.

You do skulk.

And the sound of what can only be described as a moist tea bag

being shaken up and down in a water bottle.

That's the sound that I get from you.

Very troubling.

I know, right?

Carman's not here again this week. Well, he is here. No. He's got soundboard. Haven't you, Coleman? The fucking thing sucks! Yeah, we go. He's being ravaged by COVID still. He is doing okay. He just sounds, well, frankly, if he went on mic, we'd all have to charge you

50 quid because he sounds super sexy with a super flammy voice. And, you know, it's a way we could

make our internet millions, but poor old coalman, you know, quite frankly, you know, he wants

to be in command of the money he can charge for his sexy voice at these...

Save that for his only coal man's.

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