Barbara, get the big plates out.

Oh, Nigel.

Give your wife the best.

Give her big runs, big pies.

BRB, UK, worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed, ahoy, hoi, welcome back after a slightly longer pause

and we anticipated episode 599.

Just 599.

The VRB, UK, won away from the Big 6th, which is quite terrifying, actually.

Yeah.

Because there was some kind of glitch in the interchubes this week,

may be aware there's actually totaled like, what, 740 episodes historically on this feed,

which again is even more surprising.

But yes, throwing more bad podcasts after bad.

We're back yet again this week, and I'm joined as ever by Coleman.

Hi.

And a man who's currently pulling a grumpy face on camera, uh, Tim Hibb.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're just my resting grump face.

You're a perturbed about. You're a perturbed man. Not particularly perturbed. I'm in a rather good mood. I have a rare day off work tomorrow. It's very rare I take a day off. When you're your own boss, Tim, you get to give yourself days off whenever you're life. You'd think so. But everyone thinks, you know, you don't really have a boss. But when you run your own business, I just have, like, lots of bosses, and none of them understand my need to take a day off. So, yeah. It works like that, whether you're working for yourself or whether you're working for other people, it turns out. Yeah, yeah. Just I have lots of people that tell me what to do rather than one.

But, you know.

How's life in the petrol station, Carlman?

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