BRB UK

Worst teeth, better accents

Hello, hello and indeed

Ahoy, hoi-hoi, I'm trying a different voice

For some reason with this intro.

I'm Dan, I'm one of your hosts.

Welcome to episode 566 of BRB UK.

Welcome one and all.

Good for a welcome. Please wipe your feet on the way in. Yes, that includes you. Timothy, Timothy, Timothy.

No, I refuse. Timothy. And wash your hands, you dirty boy. Gonna stomp my muddy footprints all over your podcast house. Absolutely. And wash your hands,

you filthy animal. How are you? You're right? Yeah. Yeah? Well, I'm still like feeling the tail end of my cold. Right. It sounds like Coleman has got the full force of it at the moment, basically. So hence he's lurking behind the scenes again. Well, we're kind of doing like the Ouija board or Egypt board,

Coleman, I think is probably the appropriate thing.

So he can only communicate using the medium of soundboards,

which is about normal for him.

So Coleman, hello, Coleman.

Excellent, correct answer.

We'll be one for yes, two for no, okay?

Wow. He must, there we go. for yes, two for no. Okay? Wow.

He must... There we go. All right. Well, sure. Okay, that counts. So, yeah, so we're a comment down. So we're going to try and do our best to keep this trundling along this week. Because I'm not going to be here next week either. I mentioned you're going to Iceland, not just to hang out with Carrie Cotona to answer your inevitable next question, Tim.

Give me some frozen prawns, please, Dan. Look, I love me. Look, the festive season is approaching. You've got to get your prawn ring in early. Frozen prawn ring, please. Oh, it's like, basically what you do, if you put like a broom handle in it, it's like a ginormous fishy lollipop.

It's gorgeous.

It's my top tip.

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