BRBUK, worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, hoi-hoi.

Welcome one and all to an episode of BRB UK.

It's episode 542, and first of all, I would like to start with some sincere apologies,

for we were not in your ear faces last week. It's because real life happened to all three of us

simultaneously. Carlman's super secret job in that petrol station meant that he had,

there was an urgent delivery of Mountain Dew or something. I don't know. I don't know why I picked on that drink. But he had to do that. He had to, it ended up in someone's gas tank and he had to siphon it out using his mouth. And then, then he got rabies. I think that's what happened. That's exactly what happened. You know, I haven't heard any information to the contrary, and I think that's probably what happened. So, Carlman is, is, you know, now doing something, super secret agency. I mean super secret S.O. 4-court manny stuff. Yeah. Other petrol places are available. Tim, I'm going to say hello to you to stop me

talking utter rubbish. Hello, Tim. And it's one thing I thought, whenever we talk about Coleman

Coleman in his super secret garage job thing, like, we should point out to American listeners that

we don't have four court attendance in the UK, basically. No, no. It's not really a thing. So we mentioned that as a thing, but that's not really a thing in the UK. For some reason, British people can be trusted to pump their own petrol, we decided. I'm not sure that's true, but it's what we do. Well, I mean, Tim, I mean, you're not a car owner or a car driver. That is true. That's very true. But I can confirm that I have successfully pumped my own gas without self-immolating several times. I know someone that's put, which way around was it? I think it was diesel in a petrol car before, though. One of my friends did that. Oh, well, they're just a moron.

They're just a moron.

I'm sorry, they're a moron.

They got laughed out by all the rest of my friends and the AA man that came to rescue them as well,

especially as we were on the way to a gig at the time.

So, yeah.

Excellent.

Well, even though I can safely pump my own gas, I can, I can relax knowing there is the reassuring gurn of Coleman peering over at me from behind the fruit pastel. Through the pexy glass. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, I think this has been a very strange intro to the show. This is what happens when Coleman's not here. Yeah, anyway, long and short of it, apologies not being here last week, but we're here

this week, so there we go. But I mean, I had heard that all of you, dear listeners, were probably

involved in building mechanized fallacies in the latest Zelda game. And because, you know, I just

knew that was the way it was going to go when they showed that.

It was like, yeah, people are going to build dicks.

There's going to be robot dicks everywhere.

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