BRB UK.

Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed.

Ahoy, hoy, welcome one and all to BRB UK, episode 527.

I'm Dan, I'm one of your hosts.

Hello, how are you?

Hi. Yes, I'm fine, thank hosts. Hello, how are you? Hi.

Yes, I'm fine, thank you.

Why do you say hello to the person sat next to on the train?

You know, just be social. That'd be fun. Hey, look, I'll give it a go. Hey, who's that person next to me? Is it, Coleman? Hi, get away from me, you only freak. You don't talk to each other on the train. It's illegal.

Now, the man who talks to nobody except us to,

and that's why he's got to get all of his weekly words out the way.

In one fell swoop, it's Tim Hibbs. illegal. Then a man who talks to nobody except us to, and that's why he's got to get all of his weekly

words out the way in one fell swoop, it's Tim Hibbs. Hello, that's very not true. I talk to lots of other people. It is very, very true. Yes, but then why do you speak so much at us? Why are you a conversational juggernaut? Why? Why, Tim? Why? Because I've got to just, you know, muscle my way in, otherwise I won't get a word in edgeways.

I'm not necessarily. juggernaw. Why? Why, Tim? Why? Because I've got to just, you know, muscle my way in,

otherwise I won't get a word in edgeways. I'm not necessarily sure I agree with that.

Because of your terrible internet lag. That's funny. Seriously, we correct it all wonderful.

Well, Colman, where I say we, I mean, Coleman, corrects it all wonderfully in post. But what you

probably don't know, dear listeners,

is that Tim's internet has just been wonky for about the past 18 months,

and there's like a three-second lag between him saying something,

and then us hearing it.

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