BRB UK Worst Teeth, Better Accents.

Hello, hello.

Welcome on an all to episode 521 of BRB UK.

The holidays are upon us.

Christmas is coming home, but football got a bit lost, and we're going to get it

in the sales on Boxing Day. It's fine. Don't worry about it. It's better for everyone else concerned.

What a lovely way to get Christmas cheer into all of our veins by having a walk. It's a stupid time

of year to have a World Cup anyway. For those of you, We're recording, we're recording our Christmas shows a little early.

And we are recording hot in the heels, peeking behind the curtains of England's glorious defeat to the French yesterday.

So if we're salty about football, that's why.

I only pay attention to football once every two years when there's a big tournament. So I'm just sad that... Bloody penalties. I mean, they gave two out of the three penalties, so we can't complain too much. We only scored one out of the two. Yeah, well, they gave the second one bloody reluctantly, didn't they? It's like, uh, how long do I need to watch this video of him, like, practically closed lining? But I was literally just screaming at Harry Kane to just go straight down the middle. That's all you had to do. Just kick it straight down the middle of the goal. It's really easy. Just do that. Did not do that. Ah, Tim. Armchair football genius. But there's Coleman. He likes armchairs, too, don't you, Coleman? Saloo. Sava ill. Sava ill. Sveh. No, Mr. Mussel. Not pledge. You're missed. Yeah, a pledge. Nice. Yeah yeah what's this talking about oh yeah

we can forget

about the

world cup now we can focus on the emirates cup yeah I did actually check out tickets the other day for that like they're not on sale yeah I think they go on sale next Monday so I'm gonna try and look out for them tomorrow hopefully. So we'll see.

Tim's was the first to jump in and go,

we should go see this together.

You are, I'm going to try and look out for them tomorrow, hopefully. So we'll see. Tim's was the first to jump in and go,

we should go see this together.

You are one of, I think, now five different Spurs fans I've got for friends that are gone,

do you want to come see Spurs in Portsmouth?

I'm already spoken for, my friend.

Although, yeah, you have to do good job of disguising yourself as a home fan, because,

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