BRB UK Worst Teeth, Better Accents.

Hello, hello and indeed, ohoy, hoi, welcome to episode BRB UK 517.

I'm Dan, I'm one of your hosts.

Good day, good evening.

We're doing a rather rushed show today, so it probably won't make much different to you listeners. But we're,

Colman's got officially, say hello, Coleman, by the way.

Hi, as he takes a sweet. Coleman's going to officially have about seven hours less of Tim's rambling to cut out because he's getting a, Tim Hibbs is getting some Tim Nibs is what he's doing. Why? Aren't you Tim? I mean there's an impending food delivery and yeah my other half is having to work like so. It's in a Cardo van. There's a situation forming. Pack to the rafters. It's packed to the rafters with mung beans and nothing else. Just mung beans.

What you need to do, because I'm quite experienced in this one,

you get the order ready on the app of your choice,

and then you get to the point where you're ready to check out.

You start recording,

and then when you get to the point where we say,

I have a question, you hit pay,

and then it's ready to come by the time you finish recording. Oh, this is shopping time rather than delivery. Yeah. Shopping.

Right. Yeah, you remember that thing that other people who don't exclusively exist on Takeaway

have Coleman? That. I don't exist exclusively on Take takeaway. I just do my shopping in the shop.

In the shop. Sometimes he goes to the kebab shop.

So, you know, or the chip shop.

Well, technically, if it's delivered to you, it isn't takeaway, is it?

I've been having a cab in like 15 years. Leave me alone.

Isn't someone got all posh with their heirs and graces?

That means I've probably had a kebabs more recently than you.

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