BRB, UK, worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed.

Ahoy, hoi, welcome.

Episode BRB, UK 514 is beckoning.

I am Dan.

I'm back this week, which is nice. I turned a year older

when these two were recording last week, and I refused to turn up in a fit of

pissy-fittedness, I suppose, because it was my birthday, and I didn't want to do the podcast

because it was my birthday, and I got very grumpy. And yeah, anyway, so it was my birthday.

I'm middle-aged,

even more middle-aged now. Tim, you're more, slightly more middle-aged than me. Any tips?

Am I more middle-aged or more elderly? We're getting to that kind of age now where, you know... Yeah, yeah, it is. It is. Although, yeah, yeah. I mean, there's been a lot to make you feel very old recently with everything we've been going on in news.

Talking with a man who doesn't care about such things, it's Carlman. Hi! How you doing?

I'm good. I don't care for such things like politics. I'm here to talk about video games, baby. I thought it was a very nice birthday present I gave you all with making Listrosse resign on my birthday. Yeah, thanks for that. That was good. That's right. I just keep on giving. Keep on gibbon. And for a happy Devali, we got a new first ever Asian Prime Minister.

Yeah, I mean, it's a shame it's still the Conservatives in power, but, you know,

I mean, to be fair, a talking sock puppet would have been better than Liz Truss, to be fair.

So, you know, Rishi, bless him, he's got a fairly low bar to clear, hasn't he?

Like, Suiti is better at public speaking than Liz Trust, to be fair.

So... Yeah. So is... Well, everything I can think of is better at public speaking in

this trust, who is a robot and doesn't know how to...

Well, I was going to be puppets. Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked.

We're getting very sidetracked over very tedious things. The Pingu, I think, would do a better... Bungles? Bungle doesn't really have much in a way of a speech impediment. Well, I was going through general puppets. Keep your damn politics out of my video games podcast. All right, well, fine, I'll keep my damn politics out of it. You just, when you come

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