BRBUK.

Worse teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed. Ahoy, hoi, hoi, you.

Good sirs, good ladies, good everyone else.

You're listening to BRB UK. It's episode 500 and and we've got a special occasion therefore to share with you today because...

Are you getting married again, Dan?

Uh, no.

Tim, no, no, no, look, you were at my wedding, okay?

Remember what you did to the hors d'oeuvres?

That could have been any wedding.

Well, yeah, but it... But it was my wedding, you utter tit. Well, I thought it might be like, you know,

I did your doctor thing where you enjoyed it so much, you became a double doctor, but just

with a wedding. Sadly, it's impossible to diagnose you as a double idiot.

Now I think about it. It's probably illegal to get married twice.

Well, look, is that really your excuse? Look, I got what you meant. It was technically accurate, but poorly worded. Anyway.

Oh, now what the bloody hell was that?

That's my alarm. It's the alarm that warns me that I'm about to die if I don't say, hi, within four minutes of starting any podcast. My doctor listens to these podcasts, and he recommended I get a timer ready, considering how much you two bicker. And it does saying it in that sentence not count. You know it doesn't. You were the one who diagnosed me, remember? All right, bloody hell. All right. Okay, let's try again. Hello, hello. And indeed, ohoy, hoi, ho. You are listening to the Bigger, Robour, UK podcast. We have a special occasion to share with you all today because it is our 500th episode.

That's right, a half thousand episode with the closer to a thousand hours of us

speaking utter unintelligible guff about video games and their menus.

And about 300 hours of that were you talking about destiny.

Yeah, and even after 500 episodes, you still haven't learned to stop interrupting my introductions.

Guys!

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