BRBUK Worst Teeth, Better Accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed a hoi-hoi welcome to BRUK.

It's episode 459, and my face is now bald.

That's right, I've got rid of the questionable excuse of a beard that I once had because I'm getting married in a week or two. And I just wanted to make sure I hadn't forgotten how to wet shave. That's exciting, peek behind the curtains news. But also, there's Coleman here. Hello, Coleman. Hi. I do not shave for your wedding. I know you haven't. Well, not that I can see anyway. Not yet. I mean... Are you got some serious man-scaping planned? I might just take up my eyebrows. Just one. Just one of them. Just for the... Oh, just one eyebrow. Half a mustache, one side, half a bit of the other. Yeah, I think that'll work. I think it'll be a great look. There's no photographer, right? Not anymore. Tim's not here this week because he's painting a room or someone. I don't know what he's doing. I don't actually know. We didn't ask him. No, he just sent us a message going, oh, there's a Nintendo thing

that's happening at complete the wrong time, be you sure, can I have the week off? Yeah, sure, of course you can. I mean, who am I to say no at this point? Well, to be fair, real life has been a son of a thought of us all of late. You once took a year off almost. Yeah, to be fair, that's because I really needed to, really needed to actually do a PhD. No, that's what you told us. In fairness, you really, really, really wanted to play Destiny. Yeah, all right. I did get a lot, I did spend a lot of time playing Destiny. I remember. Look, you need to breathe out as well as breathe in,

mate, all right? Yeah. No. Stop judging me. No, Tim. I do have a minor bone to pick with you,

Mr Gibbons, Dr. Gibbons, in fact. Yes. Yes. Because I put it to you that you and Tim last week,

you did say that whenever I'm away, you don't

have access to the soundboard. And that is not true because, as mentioned before, we do use a

virtual studio. And with that, it comes some accoutrements available to us when we are able to

record. And one of those being the soundboard, and whenever I'm not here,

you assume the admin control.

So you are able to hit things on the soundboard.

I had no idea the soundboard was there.

Yeah.

Unfortunately, now that I do,

there is an expectation,

there's going to be noises other than me.

Yeah, but anyway, there is a soundboard you can play with it. You can add to it. You can do whatever you want. You can delete from it. I've got a backup. It doesn't matter. I can literally, I've got a folder of sounds that I can drag and drop. And even if you broke into my house and found these sounds, I have them saved on the cloud. So, wow. I really hope. Are these like the most important things to you? I hope you, I hope you, you know, backup three, two, one backup strategy that you do for, frankly, the most nauseating soundboard known to man. Well, I remember when I was, when I was switching from the local soundboard to the cloud sound board and then I thought, you know what, I had this, I better do a backup, and then I had this image of you, like, propelling yourself down from the ceiling la Mission Impossible from the 90s, and stopping just shy of my floor, and then, like, up at the keyboard, just deleting everything, Control A and delete, as you said. Yep. And there goes all my, my hard work of collating loads of sounds,

such as a piece of glass breaking. You know, what would we do without such things like the slide whistle going down or up?

Well, that's the sound I made when I actually descend from the ceiling,

a lot of Mission Impossible.

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