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Hello hello and indeed a hooy hoi-hoi and real Dan that's me says happy new year for the first time this year fake Dan who was pre-recorded in 2020, was previously saying

Happy New Year, but it's genuinely 2021. It's the 21st of January of 2021. And thanks to the

events that happened in Washington yesterday as we were recording, I'm doing precisely 98%

less doom scrolling today. Yay.

So I'm joined, as ever, by a man who needs no introduction, but it will give himself on anyway.

Come, man.

Hi!

How you doing?

Good, good, good, good, good, good.

We're back after Christmas and New Year's.

There's no pre-recorded shows in place, so we can actually mention current events. But I do that, because the world's still crap. So let's just talk about video games. And a man who's emerging from his very own dumpster fire, it's Tim Hibb. Say hello. Hello. How you do, mate? Happy New Year. Yeah, happy New Year to you both. A bit of a disc thrown at East Finchley there.

Well, not East Finchley. Very specifically Tim's flat. Calling it a dumpster fire. Oh, his flat. Okay. That's fine. That's fine. And I have a question, boys. No, I don't have a PS5 yet. We're going to get, no, that's one of them. Do you have a PS5 yet?

No.

No.

Still angry at Curries.

Apparently absolutely every, every, a PS5 yet. We're going to get... That's one of them. Do you have a PS5 yet? No. No. Still angry at Curry's. Apparently, absolutely everything that involves computer chips is just not being made anymore because there's a bit of a shortage of all kinds of silicon all over the place. Well, there's also a lot of scalping going on in terms of video game consoles. I'm not sure about the graphics card side of this. Don't, mate. Well, yeah, there's a lot of scarp. Do your thing first, Dan, because I've got a little gripe on Curry's again, if you'd like to indulge me so. I have a question, Colman. Yes. This is for those of you who are enjoying the video version of this year podcast. I think you might be building up to be our very own Kratos Cosplayer

because I'm just going to run through the checklist

and this is for our audio listeners rather than our video watchers.

Big Baldy Head.

Check.

More spelt physique than this time last year.

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