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Hello, hello and happy new year.

It's 2021, we've put the toxic cesspool that is 2020 behind us.

There's probably going to be all kinds of wonderful new infectious diseases

to catch this year, but at least we don't have a mango moron in the White House for much longer.

Welcome to BRB UK. It's Dan. It's 2021. And I'm joined by Tim. Say hello, hello Tim. And

Coleman. Hi. He's a little bundle of energy, bless him. Shot out of a flipping rocket. You'll be tied by the end of the show. You'll have spent all your energy. Well, that's what we need to do with you, Tim. So you will actually shut up at the end of a show. You just slip into a coma. Shut it, you slag. Happy New Year, Ron. Happy New Year? Are we going to keep this pretense up, really? Yes, yes, we should. Okay, right, so we're not going to let them know.

We're not going to keep this pretense up, really? Yes, yes, we should. Okay, all right, so we're not going to let them know that. We're not recording this. We're live in your ears right now. Happy New Year. That's not how podcasts are going. On the 18-201. All right, okay. Did you guys have a nice Christmas? The best. Good.

It was good, yes.

How was your new year, was it?

I particularly liked the snow and the polar bear.

My favourite thing was being self-isolating again.

I loved it.

I could not believe what the Queen said in her speech. Oh my word. Stuff the lot of you. And she slugs. She let Prince Philip take the mic. Bless him. Yeah, he swears like a bloody trooper, doesn't he? And he ripped into cyberpunk. I know. And there was... Yeah, Prince Harry going on about wanting his money back in everything I'd like to say first of all that I would like the Xbox to go down the same route as the PlayStation if they've not already at this time because it's hard to tell because the passage of time and recording earlier if Cyberpunk 277 I would like my epic game store account to be refunded, please.

This is all, we're all assuming, however, that we're able to get this show out to you

and that civilization hasn't collapsed because of the toxic poop show that is Brexit.

We don't know what's going to happen.

Especially because that meteor hit on Christmas Day.

Seriously, it was like 2020 was like, we all thought 2020 had it done. It was like, hold my beer. I've got a week and a half left yet. Aliens, they happen. Well, the Christians thought it was the star of Bethlehem and then bam. Yeah, I know, right. And just gone. Testify. Shall we talk about video games?

Yeah, all right.

I'm not sure we do that any better than talking nonsense, but we should definitely do that.

Yeah, well, it's a new year, Tim, and with the new year comes new opportunities and new things to be disappointed about in December when we look back on the year. So we're going to talk

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