BRBUK.

Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and idiot.

Hoy, hoy, and ding-dong, merrily on high and stuff.

Or don't denomination or what's names if you're choosing?

I'm Dan. I'm one of your hosts here at

b ib uk hello good evening good morning good night good time betwixt 12 midnight and 4 in the morning

if that's when you're listening to us i like the way you managed to get dong into your

christmas salutations well there's a reason for that, young Timothy.

That's Timothy, by the way. Say hello to Timothy, Timothy.

Hello, Timothy, Timothy.

Very good. And the other one's Coleman. Say hello, Coleman.

Why?

Now, why, I hear you ask, why am I so pleased that I managed to slip the dog into my intro?

Because you love low-hanging fruit? Well, there is a lot low dong into my intro. Because you love low hanging fruit?

Well, there is a lot low hanging fruit.

Because it's the festive period and we would occasionally, you know, like to take a little

break sometimes.

It's not you, it's us.

You know, we're going to record a couple of short-ish shows to tide you over the Christmas period.

That's largely to maintain mostly Coleman sanity, to be honest with you.

Hello!

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