In 2012, most video game news seems to revolve around America.

Well, b-h-to-that.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, and indeed a hooy, hoy, ladies and gents

And welcome to our special midlife crisis edition of BRB UK

It's episode 40, we're losing the will to live

But feel the needs by a cheap little sports car to make us feel young again.

It's true, very true, and more true.

I'm Dan, one of your hosts, who's actually approaching middle age, and I'm joined by another

man who is slightly more middle age than I am, and that is none other than Tim.

Say hello, sir.

Rapidly approaching the middle Ages, but hey.

You're rapidly approaching the Middle Ages.

You haven't discovered toilets yet, is what you're saying. Basically. And you think they might be a good idea, so you're still shitting out of a window? No. Are you sure? I'm sitting outside your house. Oh, come on. Do it. Come on. Get it right. it's into the bucket first then the bucket goes with the bucket goes out of the window

exactly slop onto the porpers it then the bucket goes with the way.

Exactly. Slop onto the porpers. It's the way forward.

This is a brilliant topic to open.

It's great, isn't it? It's fantastic.

Yeah, we are already droning in our own shit.

Yes, indeed. And talking of, well, actually, I'm talking of shit.

You did your own intro, John. Congratulations. Say hello. How is the wonderful world of midnight auditing? It's absolutely fine, thank you. Yeah, you sound a bit monged today, mate. It's just... I've been on some training courses past couple of days, and it's the... If I'd stayed in the night routine, I'd be fine, but it's having to switch and basically condition myself to get back to sleep during the day and nightshunds. So you're like a vampire when you see the suns, you hiss at it now. It's like, no, no, no, there is actually, it felt weird seeing daylight and BRB's on Kev will be able to know about this because he does night shift as well

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