BRBUK.

Worse teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed a hoi-hoi and welcome to this here episode 395 of BRB UK.

It's another week in the self-immolating dumpster fire that is 2020,

but we're back to hopefully spread a little bit of joy, or at the very least, you know,

make you hate us instead of the world around you for the next hour. So, uh, there's something,

I suppose. Anyway, I'm Dan. I'm one of your hosts. Hello, and I'm joined this week by

Colman. Dumpster fires make it hot. Hi! Hi, I am already sweating my very nut sack off. I'm just

going to say, one thing I learned, I've only been a bald man for a couple of years, but one

thing I learned instantly after shaving my head the first time when the sun started picking up is...

Sweaty heat!

Well, you don't realize how much sweat your hair absorbs when you don't have hair, and then it

just dribbles down your face, and you've got no way to go.

Nice.

I'm not sure I've said to you before, Coldman, but you're a sexy man.

Me and my people do suffer. Do you? You and your people? We have no Tim. No, we don't. He's covering himself in paint, is what he told us. Not a euphemism. I did ask. No, not even a euphemism. I'm not there.

So, yeah, Tim's decorating his flat.

He's been, he's, he's gone mad on the decorating and we can't stop him.

So. Not even a euphemism. I'm not there. So, yeah, Tim's decorating his flat. He's been, he's gone mad on the decorating and we can't stop him. I know. Both of us did kind of slightly wonder what the urgency was, but, you know, it's Tim. I'm not going to, I'm not going to mess with Tim. When the last time you've been to Tim's flat? Well, yeah. I mean, to be fair, though. I think the urgency was 10 years ago.

I mean, I'm glad that he's finally stopping it looking like a real-life recreation of the young ones.

I'm all up for that.

It's good. It's good.

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