If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

BRB, UK, worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed a hoy-hoi-hoi, and welcome to a quasi-sumery, but still shut-in-doors edition of BRBUK.

I'm Dan, I'm your host, this is episode 386 of said podcast, and I've resorted to amuse myself by growing a beard.

I'm growing an isolation beard.

But that's only to be in good company with these two chaps with fine.

Fine, I tell you, facial foliage.

There's Coleman.

Hi.

And there's also Tim.

Hello.

Tim's got more sexy man stubble. I've got a beard that's patchy one side because my facial hair is weird and doesn't grow all in the same way. Everyone seems to be growing isolation beards. And I'm thinking, I always grow a beard. Maybe I'll just isolation clean shave. But then I fear I might look like an egg. Yeah, you are going to look like an egg, dude.

So maybe I'll just grow my hair back and shave my face.

Nice. Nice. Nice.

Why not?

You could.

It's an option. I'm not going to lie.

I'm finding the beard quite annoying.

It's not really a beard yet.

I'm still in the malnourished dog phase. It's all itchy and stuff. It's a bit patchy. And yeah, it's kind of, you know, I've got the weird kind of David Beckham situation going on where I've got like quite a good tash, but then a ball bit. And then you get to like my chin strap. but aiming a bit high there

no to be fair

I'm but then a bald bit and then you get to like my chin strap. That's a bit. Aiming a bit high there.

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