If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

BRB, UK, worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed a hoy--hoi and welcome to this here episode 379 of BRBUK.

It is the only episode 379 there will ever be of this show.

So it's a special edition, if you will, you lucky, lucky things.

So yeah, I'm Dan.

I'm one of your hosts, hello.

And I'm joined by Tim this week.

Yeah.

But Coleman is not here.

He's missing, presumed dead after trying to ask his other half to go to Sonic on Valentine's Day.

There was something about a ring that got misconstrued.

It was all terribly embarrassing.

You know, he doesn't want to talk about it.

They weren't horribly wrong.

Yeah, something about spiked for her pleasure.

I don't know.

It was just all terribly wrong.

But we don't have a cold man, but we do have a Sarah woman.

Hello, Sarah.

Hello. A, how and B, who are you?

How? Yeah, I was thinking, how, how, what, how am I, I guess. I'm doing very well, thank you.

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