If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello! BRB, UK. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello.

And for me, for the second time this year, but for the first time for you,

Ahoy, hoi, hoi.

It's Dan.

It's BRB UK.

It's 2020 again, and it's episode 375 again. Isn't it, Coleman?

Hi.

Thrown under bus. Sorry, everyone. Sorry.

That's all right. We'll let you off. But all I demand, Coleman. I don't mind. It's always

lovely to have a chat with you and Tim. Say hello, Tim, by the way.

We're very good. The way you're describing it, it made it sound like you've been possessed by something.

Kind of if, have you ever seen Poltergeist? Yes. The girls watching the TV and it's just static.

Are you about to tell me my mother, my mother enjoys, you know, putting certain things in

a mouth in hell?

I believe that's the Exorcist, which is a very different film.

Damn it!

I just, I just went, I just, I just heard something vaguely Catholic with an Ist at the end.

If instead, her watching the static of the TV signifies her talking to the

poltergeist of the other side, instead of that being ghosties and such, if it was just the TV,

that's kind of how my, if I've been possessed by the static of a TV in the 80s.

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