In 2012, most video game news seems to revolve around America.

Well, b-h-to-that.

We stand for Queen, Country, and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed a hooy-hoi-ho and who belched Who belched? Who belched?

I coughed. Someone belched?

No belching, I coughed.

It sounded like a ker-belch, which is a cough and a belch all mixed in together. No, it wasn't. Have you ever burped and sneezed at the same time? No. Because that is the terrifying experience. You think you're about to sneeze up your stomach. It's horrible. But anyway, I digress, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to BRPUK, episode 37. We're a video game podcast. That was the quickest digression ever, I think.

It was. I just got distracted by sounds of orifices early on in the show.

Sorry, my bad.

Yeah. So, anyway, this is Believe on our video game podcast, ladies and gentlemen, not talking about noises made by bodily orifices.

Please stop seeing the word orifices. Orophes. No. Stop, he said. What? He said, stop, not do more. Stop what? Don't. What? What? Which orifice do I need to bone up? All of them. Just carry on with the game. You know what, shut your orifice and we'll just do the show. Anyway, on that note, I am Dan, one of your hosts. And I am joined by the, I'm trying to think of a way to say orifice again. The worst people you could find. Yeah, a man whose orifices have been bunged up for at least two weeks now, it's Tim Hibs.

Yeah, too many weeks, that's for sure.

But hey, yeah, fed up of being ill, but at least we've got some good games to play this week, hey. Absolutely. Well done, sir. And how is the consumption that you're suffering with? You're the worst doctor ever. you keep on telling me I have consumption,

which we've established hasn't been a disease

and wasn't really a name of a disease.

It doesn't have.

It doesn't have. doctor ever, you keep on telling me I have consumption, like, which we've established hasn't been a disease and wasn't really a name of disease.

It doesn't have, it's like a hundred years ago. No tuberculosis still exists.

You know, like, American is calling football soccer. It's like 100 years out of date.

You just got it in your face.

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